
you guys (sanctioned as ok in another post

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This is a little different. It is especially for you Americans on the forum.
I received this from the Phillip Humbert newsletter.
Enjoy.
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Humor:
Windows, Texas Edition
Paul Vogt, a fellow Oregonian who sends me lots of chuckles, sent this a while back and I think it's very well-done. Whoever has the talent (and time) to come up with this, I certainly honor your wit and humor! Thank you!
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS TEXAS EDITION may have been shipped outside of Texas. If you have one of these, you will need help understanding the commands. The TEXAS EDITION can be recognized by the unique opening screen that says, "WINDERS," with a background picture of Willie Nelson over a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Your Internet connection is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little bitty plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused. If you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all y'all!
Billy Bob Gates
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Have a great week
Jim