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« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2008, 05:07:56 PM »
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Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

That's funny! I like that!

Jason

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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2008, 10:53:48 AM »
::P you guys (sanctioned as ok in another post  ;D ;D )

This is a little different. It is especially for you Americans on the forum.

I received this from the Phillip Humbert newsletter.

Enjoy.

##########################################################################################

Humor: 

Windows, Texas Edition

Paul Vogt, a fellow Oregonian who sends me lots of chuckles, sent this a while back and I think it's very well-done. Whoever has the talent (and time) to come up with this, I certainly honor your wit and humor! Thank you!
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS TEXAS EDITION may have been shipped outside of Texas. If you have one of these, you will need help understanding the commands. The TEXAS EDITION can be recognized by the unique opening screen that says, "WINDERS," with a background picture of Willie Nelson over a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Your Internet connection is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little bitty plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TEXAS  EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

We regret any inconvenience this may have caused. If you received a copy of the TEXAS EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

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Have a great week

Jim




Me thinks there are other versions of this software available as well.

James

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Re: "Quotes"
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2008, 11:12:40 AM »
 ::P all

Another week and another 3 quotes.

Someone tell me if you have seen enough quotes. :''( ::) :o

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
                                             Mother Teresa

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment to improve the world.
                                             Anne Frank

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
                                             Mahatma Gandhi

Have a great week everybody

Jim




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« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2008, 10:24:05 AM »
Someone tell me if you have seen enough quotes. :''( ::) :o

Keep 'em coming Jim!  ;D

Mark
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but the really great makes you feel that you, too, can become great.”
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« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2008, 12:00:16 PM »
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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment to improve the world.

That is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

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« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2008, 03:38:52 PM »
That is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

Spider

It is one of mine also.  ;) 8)

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Re: "Quotes"
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2008, 03:57:45 AM »
Hi folks

A little later than normal, my weekly quotes.


Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
    Braveheart

Fear is nothing except a drain of energy and not a power unto itself. Trust in yourself, for therein lies the true power.
    Lori Hard


The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
    Linus Pauling

Have a great week

Jim

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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2008, 08:38:25 AM »
Keep 'em coming Jim!  ;D

Mark

Definitely agree.

Nice to have some extra inspiration once a week. ::*

Sharon

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« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2008, 11:23:04 AM »
Definitely agree.

Nice to have some extra inspiration once a week. ::*

Sharon

Ok So here we go to start the new week on a positive note again. 3 more of the best  :::ww 8)shh

The great tragedy of life is not death, but what dies inside of us while we live.
          Norman Cousins


Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
          Barbara Geraci


I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
          Jonathan Winters


Have a great week everyone

Jim

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« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2008, 07:19:39 AM »
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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment to improve the world.
                                             Anne Frank

That is a wonderful quote.

Thank you for sharing these little inspirations. :::tu

Ed

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« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2008, 05:28:57 PM »
Jim

That is a wonderful quote.

Thank you for sharing these little inspirations. :::tu

Ed

Thank you Ed.......

..........and welcome ::P to another week of quotes that should set your imagination on fire...... ;C 8)8


Identify your problems, but give your power and energy to the solutions.
           Anthony Robbins


Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.
          Sara Henderson


You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.
           George Horace Lorimer


Have an awesome week  8)

Jim

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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2008, 09:55:42 AM »
Jim

Thank you for the quotes

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Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.
          Sara Henderson

This quote certainly tells it as it is! 8)

Merry xmas  8)8

Sharon

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Re: "Quotes"
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2008, 03:30:06 AM »
Hi guys

3 more quotes to tidy you over the xmas period

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

That is why it is called the present.
             
              Unknown

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step           
             
             Confucius

Necessity is the mother of invention

             Proverb


Have a great xmas

Jim

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« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2008, 11:34:05 AM »
Jim

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step           
             
             Confucius

That has to be one of the best quotes ever.

Sharon

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Re: "Quotes"
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2009, 08:39:01 AM »
Hi folks

Best wishes for 2009

and to help you on your way, I've some more of my favorite quotes to share with you. 8)shh ::)



There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

              Aldous Huxley


I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

              Chinese Proverb


Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.

              Corita Kent


Do not forget to come back next week and see my latest quotes.

Jim