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[KarenMcG]

Ok Ok 

I will make up for last week with some funnies.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

       Henny Youngman


Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

      Doug Larson

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

      Marie Corelli

Jim

Jim,

These are priceless.  Thank you.  I especially like the last one. 

Karen

[Jim Burney]

Ok Ok 

I will make up for last week with some funnies.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

       Henny Youngman


Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

      Doug Larson

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

      Marie Corelli

Jim

Jim,

These are priceless.  Thank you.  I especially like the last one. 

Karen

Thanks Karen

I was smiling as I posted them.

Jim

[BTubbs]

This is my first "quote" in this thread. I assume we're just sharing random quotes - some funny, some informative, some inspirational, etc. Here's mine (courtesy of King Solomon)....

"A wise man will hear and will increase learning." - Proverbs 1:5a

[KarenMcG]

This is my first "quote" in this thread. I assume we're just sharing random quotes - some funny, some informative, some inspirational, etc. Here's mine (courtesy of King Solomon)....

"A wise man will hear and will increase learning." - Proverbs 1:5a

Brian,

Yes, you assume correctly.

And great quote.

Thank you.


Karen

[Jim Burney]

This is my first "quote" in this thread. I assume we're just sharing random quotes - some funny, some informative, some inspirational, etc. Here's mine (courtesy of King Solomon)....

"A wise man will hear and will increase learning." - Proverbs 1:5a

Brian

Welcome to the ""s thread and thank you for your input.

I do not think your quotes can go too far wrong using the resource guide at your disposal. 8)

Best

Jim

[BTubbs]

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."

-Thomas Jefferson

[Jim Burney]

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude."

-Thomas Jefferson

That's a 'biggy' , thanks for sharing

Jim

[Jim Burney]

Another week is here and I have some very welcome sunshine.

The sunshine always make me feel better  . Anyhow, enough of that trivia and down to my weekly selection of quotes.


A genius knows how to make himself easily understood without being obvious about it.

         Jean Anouilh


Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.

         Mother Teresa


Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

        Winston Churchill

Have a great week

Jim

[Jim Burney]

Hi Folks

Another bashing of quotes.

One fails forward toward success.

         Charles Kettering

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

         Phyllis Diller

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

        Douglas Adams


Have a great productive week.

Jim

[BTubbs]

Good quotes, Jim. I especially like the Mother Theresa one about small things.

[BTubbs]

Here's a great quote from Captain James T. Kirk in the classic Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror."

"In the center of every revolution, there's one man with a vision."

The modern PC version, of course, would be...."one person with a vision."  :-)

[Jim Burney]

Hi Folks

Are you all ready for more mind expanding quotes. 

Yes? Great, let's go.


Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

         Ayn Rand


I am responsible for no one but myself.

        Mercedes McCambridge


And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning.

        Isaac Asimov


Have a great week.

Jim

[Mark Austin]

Great quotes Jim! I like this one:

Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

It amazes me how often you hear someone say:
"I want to find a man/woman that will make me happy."

Like the quote above says, happiness comes from within.

Mark

[Jim Burney]

Great quotes Jim! I like this one:

Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

It amazes me how often you hear someone say:
"I want to find a man/woman that will make me happy."

Like the quote above says, happiness comes from within.

Mark

Mark

That quote can also be set against goals.

Ones goals must be tied in to ones values, else you will not appreciate what you achieve from these goals,if you achieve them at all.

Jim

[Dwriter]

Learned this one back in my college days a "million" years ago:

"The mountain, to the climber, is clearer from the plain."

--Kahlil Gibran

Deb Gallardo

[KarenMcG]

Goodness, I haven't been in here for a while.

Everyone has added some stellar food for thought.

Thank you all.


Karen

[Dwriter]

Goodness, I haven't been in here for a while.

Everyone has added some stellar food for thought.

Thank you all.

Karen

Isn't it great, Karen? It's a smorgasbord of dainty delights. LOL

Deb Gallardo

[valpubs]

I've just found a quotable quote from an Internet marketer called Charles Helfin of SEO20/20

"Your monetary reward is always directly proportionate to your contribution to humanity. Your contribution to humanity is rewarded with money."

That's certainly something to bear in mind

[Jim Burney]

I've just found a quotable quote from an Internet marketer called Charles Helfin of SEO20/20

"Your monetary reward is always directly proportionate to your contribution to humanity. Your contribution to humanity is rewarded with money."

That's certainly something to bear in mind

That is a great quote. Similar quotes abound but I do like the direct approach of that one.

Jim

[BTubbs]

I'm sure you've all heard this one, and it's probably already been mentioned. But I'm too lazy to scroll back through every single post in this thread. Not gonna do it.    So....

"You can have anything you want, if you help enough other people get what they want." -Zig Ziglar

[KarenMcG]

I'm sure you've all heard this one, and it's probably already been mentioned. But I'm too lazy to scroll back through every single post in this thread. Not gonna do it.    So....

"You can have anything you want, if you help enough other people get what they want." -Zig Ziglar

Brian,

I'm with you, I'm not going to scroll back either.

Besides, doesn't matter because repetition is good. And this repetition is very, very good!

Great quote.

Thank you.

Karen

[Mark Austin]

"You can have anything you want, if you help enough other people get what they want." -Zig Ziglar

Nice quote. I like that Brian! Kinda reminds me of something I overheard my Granddad say one time, "Life isn't about money ... it's about relationships."

Mark

[Jim Burney]

"You can have anything you want, if you help enough other people get what they want." -Zig Ziglar

Nice quote. I like that Brian! Kinda reminds me of something I overheard my Granddad say one time, "Life isn't about money ... it's about relationships."

Mark

Mark

You should be proud of your Granddad. Back to earth reality wisdom! Did I actually write that last sentence?

I must have done...... so you are stuck with it.  :::ww

Enjoy the rest of the week.

Jim

ps The Zig Ziglar quote was one of the quotes I was referring to with the last post from Dominic and my reply.

[Jim Burney]

Hello Resell Righters  (something a little different for an intro..)

Spring is here. The weather getting much more pleasant. For I at least.

And I'm raring to go with 3 more stunning quotes. :::ww


A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline.

         Harvey Mackay


Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

         Bill Vaughan

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

        Carl Sagan


Have a satisfying and profitable week everybody.

Jim

[valpubs]

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

        Carl Sagan

Love this one