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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 08:31:27 AM »
Ah Jim, those are hilarious!  ;D

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 06:37:27 AM »
Ah Jim, those are hilarious!  ;D

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Plenty more where they came from.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 08:12:34 PM »
Keep them coming, Jim   ;D ;D

They are so funny.

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 06:40:54 PM »
Chap walks into his doctor and complains of not feeling well

"When I'm not feeling well" says the doctor " I make love to my beautiful wife"

The patient walks out and comes back later in the afternoon

" I feel much better thanks. You've got a lovely house "

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 04:30:53 AM »
Chap walks into his doctor and complains of not feeling well

"When I'm not feeling well" says the doctor " I make love to my beautiful wife"

The patient walks out and comes back later in the afternoon

" I feel much better thanks. You've got a lovely house "

Dom

I nearly choked on my cup of tea after reading the punch line. 8)8

I like it. ;)

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2009, 10:45:08 AM »
Chap walks into his doctor and complains of not feeling well

"When I'm not feeling well" says the doctor " I make love to my beautiful wife"

The patient walks out and comes back later in the afternoon

" I feel much better thanks. You've got a lovely house "

Wow! Now that's what I call a very giving Doctor!  ;D ;D

Mark
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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2009, 09:13:03 PM »
Dom,   ::P
 
 ;D  that's a funny one.

And Mark's and Jim's comments just add to it.


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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2009, 09:50:15 PM »
Hmmmm.... I wonder is that what they refer to as a house call?  ;D

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Re: 'G' Rated Jokes
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2009, 06:25:19 PM »
Hmmmm.... I wonder is that what they refer to as a house call?  ;D

Howard,

 ;D ;D ;D

Good one!


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