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« on: May 01, 2018, 04:40:47 PM »
These are samples of Jewish humor - it may not be to everyone's taste - read at your peril:
1.
A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to Heaven where he tells God a Holocaust joke.
God doesn't find it funny
"Ah well" says the survivor "I suppose you had to be there"
2.
A census-taker knocks on the door of Jacob Singer. Jacob answers.
"Does Jacob Singer live here?"
"No" says Jacob
"What's your name then?"
"Jacob Singer"
"But you just said Jacob Singer doesn't live here!"
"You call this living?"
3. (Allegedly overheard in a WWII labor camp)
2 Jews meet in Warsaw and one of them is drinking a strong perfume.
"Moishe, why, on Earth are you drinking perfume?"
"If they are going to turn me into soap I might as well smell nice"
Talk about extracting humor out of bad situations!