Sorry Howard, in no way do I mean to make light of your fine post.
But, being that acting like a nut at every chance I get is what really
makes me tick, here are my answers to those questions:
1. What do I really want?
This is a family site

2. Should I really change?
It's better that I don't. I'm bipolar and there's no telling what could happen!
3. What's the bright side in all of this?
It's dad gum fun!
4. Am I comfortable with what I'm doing?
Yep, but this chair could stand to be replaced.
5. Have I done enough for myself?
A little
too much according to the bathroom scales.
6. Am I happy at where I am today?
Doesn't matter, I'm stuck in the bed I made for myself.
7. Am I appealing to the opposite sex?
If so, they're keeping it from me.
8. How much could I have?
Uh, I dunno??? A lot I hope
9. What motivates me?
Drums, chocolate, that other thing I can't mention here, but mostly my family.
10. What Really Makes You Tick?
Autonomy, freedom, and being silly 'ol me.